How do I use it?
Amy said you can use it on everything. I personally like to mix it with my Colgate toothpaste for that minty fresh feeling in the early morning. I found that it doesn't mix well with coffee, but is excellent on scrambled eggs. I recently started putting it on ice cream with a little chocolate syrup. It is a real treat.
As for non-edible items, I have used it to help the "T" key on my keyboard come unstuck, as a Rain-X substitute, as a turbo laxative for the neighbor's barking dog, as liquid ear plugs, fake snot, writing instrument and last but not least- on bearings!
Disclaimer- I am not responsible for anyone trying any of the above. None of it is true, I don't even own a tube of the good stuff.